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AN AMALGAM OF RANDOMNESS. ALWAYS FOLLOW BACK

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

(via runaway-for-better-days)



meladoodle:

yeah i understand you’re charging me for bank robbery, but i licked the money so therefore it is mine

(Source: meladoodle, via momason)